Updated Postcard

XuxoPop! has updated some of the official art for Tenderloin Hooker Needles and eventually there will be more gear, etc. We feel kinda bad that we are so strung out all the time and beg in front of 7-11s and all this is done for free. Maybe one day we will surrender our needles and do something useful. When we have thoughts like that, we then realize…’WHY?! GAVIN GIVES SYRINGES TO US AT SOMEONE ELSE’S EXPENSE!’…SO YEAHHH!!!’

New Video

A long time it’s been since there has been any movement from the Tenderloin Hooker Needles’ crackhouse. Frankly, we enjoyed having Whitney Houston get strung out on our floor and rant about how much she missed Bobby. She was a great guest and a crazy rock-sucker. You think Dyson is a bad-ass vaccuum…you should see Whitney snorting off a floor mid-binge.

So now that she cleaned up her act and is doing the talk show thing she left us and we had a lot of time on our hands. We contacted XuxoPop! to make a video of an oldie but goodie from ‘Flight of the Urban Pigeon’ EP. Keep it smack! Keep it Core!

THN.

Vier Industriell Spritzen

Sometime in the near future, in San Francisco, the Tenderloin bums, junkies, hookers and dealers have created laser-shooting robots able to take over and exterminate the hippies. Looking unsuccessfully for refuge at the SOMA Trader Joe’s, the hippies face the nightmare of their obliteration. This is their mini-saga: Tenderloin Hooker Needles 3: Vier Industriell Spritzen micro-EP now available in the BOX.NET box to the right. Inlay and MP3s. 

 This saga is told in pathetic and sad Industrial, instrumental glory. This micro release is dedicate to all those teva-with-socks-tie-dye-wearing-miss-jerry-garcia-everything-that-is-not-colored-green-is-evil hippies!

Tracks:
1-Electro March of the Robot Hippie Killers of Doom
2-Hippie Massacre and the Looped Fan of Death
3-Clusterf**k at Trader Joe’s
4-Hippies Can’t Run from the Anti-Green Anti-Vegan Rays of T-loin Robot Squad

 

OH YEAH!!!..FREE AS USUAL!

Bum Screaming

Tonight outside the clinic by the Civic Center…we would try to see what’s up, but if Gavin Newsom doesn’t give a crap, why should we.

We Shoot with Katanas

Coming soon is Shooting Hiro / Banging Shima. Not quite sure what’s in it, but we found the digital files.
It will be distributed in the same manner: FREE!!!!

Flight Of The Urban Pigeon Micro-EP

This is the first release of Tenderloin Hooker Needles and trying a new way of distributing music.

First of all, the release is ABSOLUTELY FREE. Many artists make you buy a whole sleuth of crap for one good song. Not us, we give you the whole crap for free. Through Box.net (widget to the right), you can download the following:

1)Inlay artwork with Lyrics in high quality PDF
2)Custom Flash MP3 Player w/ song list XML
3)Promo card
4)Cut-n-Fold Syringe Disposal
5)Listen to the horrible SmackCore songs we make

An aluminum foil, giant pigeon, manufactured by the O’Farrell Theatre breaks loose and flies around San Francisco capturing with its camera eyes the real San Francisco that tourists do not know about. The sights of Priuses, needles, amputee bums and other stuff!

Tracks:
1-Sutter Street Intro
2-Your Vegan C***t Smells Like Broccoli and looks like the ears of a dead bunny
3-The Prius You Just Bought Makes You Just Another Douche
4-Intermission (Livin’t it up in the T-loin on a duct-taped couch)
5-That Lame Ass FREE TIBET shirt on that jackass at Embarcadero
6-Amputee Bum Romp
7-Accidental Newborn Death on my Girl’s Microwave (Drone Kill Yourself with Rusty Needle Mix)
 

More releases will be announced and again, EVERYTHING WILL BE FREE! For FULL DOWNLOAD, not just MP3 streams, visit us at myspace.com/tenderloinhookerneedles or download at the BOX.NET widget to the right