After a hiatus…

Posted in music, social with tags , , , , , , , , , , on November 1, 2008 by thookerneedles

Tenderloin Hooker Needles will return with more spoof smackcore. For a while there we thought we were moving from San Francisco. Brazil was rumored to be a new home so we were going to rename ourselves as “Belo Horizonte Favela Massacre”. Miami also was brought as an option and that was going to be the birth of “Cubarican Grind All-Stars”. However, as luck will have it, we stay in San Francisco for a bit longer which entails more T.H.N outbursts and satire. The faux-live nanoEP “Shooting Hiro / Banging Shima is almost finished. As usual, free and posted here through Box.net

T-Loin 4 life

San Fecesnco

Posted in social with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 2, 2008 by thookerneedles

There are moments I need to step aside the Tenderloin Hooker Needles and really think why exactly it is that I do it.
San Francisco has shown me what it is to have a city where the mayor, Gavin Newsom, does not care (AT ALL!) for the well being of his citizens.

Yesterday, during a walk around the city hall, I stood in amazement at the human feces scattered around. You really have to constantly look down and watch where you are going. If you walk in flip flops, even more so. The amount of auto glass from break-ins and the discarded junkie needles around the city and SOMA is a scary thing.

Furthermore, you always get a homeless (and mentally insane!) person screaming at you for no reason. Some of those are real insults packed with venomous threats and curse words. More depressing is the fact that this is found in the same place where you pay $2000 or more for a studio apartment that barely fits a TV. I have been screamed at and approached in a threatened manner by the transients in the street.

I recall one Saturday in the MUNI (SF public transportation) bus going through Hayes and Fillmore, a transient telling a female passenger how he was going to rape her, out loud. He also told ‘us’ that he could kill us all. The real kicker is that he was basically 2 feet away from the driver, obviously the latter doesn’t care either. On another MUNI bus, a crazy girl told a man ‘you wouldn’t smile like that if you knew I had a gun’.

From my experience living close to 2 years in San Francisco, I have realized that Newsom spends an awful lot of time styling his hair and matching ties, not really taking responsibility for what could be a beautiful city.  Instead of just being the ‘cool dude’ who supports EVERYTHING!, he should sit down and say: “damn, this is screwed up” and “no wonder why families do not want to live here!” If I request the City a permit to wear a clown outfit daily in front of the city hall to raise awareness for the “Clowns Addicted to Anti-Depressants due to the Collapse of their Circus Career or CAADCCC”, Gavin would be all over that. Hell, there will be an ordinance to give every clown in the city a monthly supply of anti-depressants. I am actually not that far off, as San Francisco helps out junkies and keeps them strung out.

My tax money, which happens to be a rather sizable amount, is going nowhere in the city. Possibly to fund a little stupid garden to grow food in front of City Hall so hobos can now urinate on the plants. I guess that is what they call organic these days. There are a lot of bad and deranged people living in the streets of San Francisco (including Financial District, which has human feces smeared in some bus stops). You see them urinate, defecate and do drugs in front of you. I pay their rent, oh yeah, my taxes pay their rent on the sidewalks, if we want to get technical about it.

Tourists and people like me who have been relocated, please don’t come over and give away your tax money to a careless and rather rude city. Forgot to mention, don’t say anything of what I just wrote or similar to anyone in San Francisco, they think is cool and hip that we have all these problems. Keep in mind that in this city, you are WRONG and you are a BAD PERSON because you just don’t understand why that man is threatening to rape your wife or girlfriend. You have to support him, hold his hand and tell him is OK. While you are at it, let him rape and beat your girlfriend or wife to show your support. The cops or the city’s offices won’t do anything to him, they’ll pass him a legalized joint afterwards to relax. This city is a joke, the mayor is a joke, the officials are a joke. No wonder why the whole place is in decline.

Hopefully, I am leaving soon. I’ve lived in major cities across US and I have never witnessed such carelessness.

In a land of protests, here’s mine…The Tenderloin Hooker Needles

Vier Industriell Spritzen

Posted in music, social with tags , , , , , , , , , , on August 25, 2008 by thookerneedles

Sometime in the near future, in San Francisco, the Tenderloin bums, junkies, hookers and dealers have created laser-shooting robots able to take over and exterminate the hippies. Looking unsuccessfully for refuge at the SOMA Trader Joe’s, the hippies face the nightmare of their obliteration. This is their mini-saga: Tenderloin Hooker Needles 3: Vier Industriell Spritzen micro-EP now available in the BOX.NET box to the right. Inlay and MP3s. 

 This saga is told in pathetic and sad Industrial, instrumental glory. This micro release is dedicate to all those teva-with-socks-tie-dye-wearing-miss-jerry-garcia-everything-that-is-not-colored-green-is-evil hippies!

Tracks:
1-Electro March of the Robot Hippie Killers of Doom
2-Hippie Massacre and the Looped Fan of Death
3-Clusterf**k at Trader Joe’s
4-Hippies Can’t Run from the Anti-Green Anti-Vegan Rays of T-loin Robot Squad

 

OH YEAH!!!..FREE AS USUAL!

Bum Screaming

Posted in social with tags , , , , , , , , on August 21, 2008 by thookerneedles

Tonight outside the clinic by the Civic Center…we would try to see what’s up, but if Gavin Newsom doesn’t give a crap, why should we.

We Shoot with Katanas

Posted in music with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 21, 2008 by thookerneedles

Coming soon is Shooting Hiro / Banging Shima. Not quite sure what’s in it, but we found the digital files.
It will be distributed in the same manner: FREE!!!!

Flight Of The Urban Pigeon Micro-EP

Posted in music with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 21, 2008 by thookerneedles

This is the first release of Tenderloin Hooker Needles and trying a new way of distributing music.

First of all, the release is ABSOLUTELY FREE. Many artists make you buy a whole sleuth of crap for one good song. Not us, we give you the whole crap for free. Through Box.net (widget to the right), you can download the following:

1)Inlay artwork with Lyrics in high quality PDF
2)Custom Flash MP3 Player w/ song list XML
3)Promo card
4)Cut-n-Fold Syringe Disposal
5)Listen to the horrible SmackCore songs we make

An aluminum foil, giant pigeon, manufactured by the O’Farrell Theatre breaks loose and flies around San Francisco capturing with its camera eyes the real San Francisco that tourists do not know about. The sights of Priuses, needles, amputee bums and other stuff!

Tracks:
1-Sutter Street Intro
2-Your Vegan C***t Smells Like Broccoli and looks like the ears of a dead bunny
3-The Prius You Just Bought Makes You Just Another Douche
4-Intermission (Livin’t it up in the T-loin on a duct-taped couch)
5-That Lame Ass FREE TIBET shirt on that jackass at Embarcadero
6-Amputee Bum Romp
7-Accidental Newborn Death on my Girl’s Microwave (Drone Kill Yourself with Rusty Needle Mix)
 

More releases will be announced and again, EVERYTHING WILL BE FREE! For FULL DOWNLOAD, not just MP3 streams, visit us at myspace.com/tenderloinhookerneedles or download at the BOX.NET widget to the right