Tenderloin Hooker Needles

Xmas EP Released!

thookerneedles — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 17:31:15 +0000

Right on time for Christmas we have released our micro-EP The Little Blast Beat Boy! Download for FREE at our bandcamp page.

With your download, you will get: PDF booklet with badass artwork from The Luscious Pink Subsystem and a printable CD wallet. Now you can make your own CD copies and give them away to all the children of the world!!

Soundscapes for a Deep Slumber

thookerneedles — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 17:26:06 +0000

Finally! The unofficial Seth Putnam/Anal Cunt tribute compilation we have been working on is finally here. I want to express my gratitude to the participating bands and strongly ask that you follow these bands and support them wherever you are.

Soon we will be uploading on our band camp page but also download the release here:

http://www.mediafire.com/?wdqqnl78il9o0dn

Again, please support these bands:

Diploid http://www.facebook.com/pages/Diploid/133984343293662
Dellamorte http://dellamortegrind.com/
Jigsaw Massacre http://www.facebook.com/JxMx6
Fuck http://ifuckedyourmothersdeadbody.tumblr.com/
Acid Snake http://acidsnake.bandcamp.com
Prostetik http://www.facebook.com/prostetik.deathmetal
Assgrinder http://assgrinder.bandcamp.com
Only Sleeping http://onlysleeping.bandcamp.com

Our deep appreciation for your work guys! Keep crusting and grinding!
Regards,
Tenderloin Hooker Needles

Back to AxCX work…

thookerneedles — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 13:38:15 +0000

Back at the AxCx compilation. 20 days left for release!!! Next on calendar are “Our Lady of Tenderloin”(hyperspeed continuation of “The Great Good Friday Bash!”), possible release of some Cubarican Grind All-Stars’ tracks from “the vault” (more like a garbage can behind a cafe stand in Hialeah), and begin work on the Prostitoetar saga continuation. We are pushing our Satanic release for 2012.

We have noticed that the rough Prostitoetar single is the most downloaded in bandcamp so shuffled the releases to put the real Prostitoetar out first.

Tenderloin Hooker Needles Release: Puercos en Parranda (formerly The Process of Pigging Out)

thookerneedles — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:03:44 +0000

It is July 25, 2052 and the entire human population of Puerto Rico perished due to poisonous habichuelas and gandules. Recent anthropological and bilogical research publications have suggested that pigs were behind the massive, silent slaughter. Some have called it La Gran Revolución Porcina. After years of being roasted and eaten, they had enough. It was time for vengeance.

The investigations have also revealed that somehow, the new pig population came across an electric guitar and amplifier traced back to the band Top Banana. Such band was popular in the 1980s, according to the Imagen y Sonido archives.

Mysteriously, Tenderloin Hooker Needles found some recordings that appear to be the attempts of pigs at making heavy music in the ruins of a Guavate Lechonera. The sounds contained in these release are raw and unrefined to preserve how pigs probably wanted to be heard. The track Desolación was added to ease the transition towards the noise.

We now leave you with Puercos en Parranda or The Process of Pigging Out.
Download FREE at our bandcamp

Puercos En Parranda Cover

Our Lady of Tenderloin

thookerneedles — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:09:34 +0000

Tenderloin Hooker Needles has finished planning the releases for the rest of the year. The next upcoming grindcore disaster will be Our Lady of Tenderloin. OLT is a continuation of what was left behind from The Great Good Friday Bash. It will contain the short, fast, blasphemous cuts left behind from Good Friday. While that one was slow and droning, this is good fun sounds to beat your favorite nun or priest to. LO-Fi as usual. This is purely for the noise-addicted folks.

Cover artwork has been finished also. Expect this grind package to drop on band camp soon…

We did turn Japanische….

thookerneedles — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 01:18:53 +0000

And there we are…in the “poison cabinet” and ready to go!:

http://www.japanischekampfhoerspiele.de/

Tenderloin Kampfenhuren!

Seth Putnam tribute

thookerneedles — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 01:01:28 +0000

Just finished wrapping a song for a Seth Putnam tribute that Neon Doom is putting out. Will it be released?, we don’t know. However, we sent it. Either way, the finished sound blast will be part of our on-going tribute to Anal Cunt titled Soundscapes For A Deep Slumber that has been in the works for quite some time.

Along those lines, if you have a grindcore band, make grindcore noises or even cook grindcore brownies (actually came across that some years ago…) and want to be included, send us a line or contact through here or our Twitter ( to your right on this homepage).

The target date for our tribute is sometime around mid-October 2011 so start working on it. Whether anyone participates or not, it will be released through our bandcamp site. It doesn’t have to be a direct cover of an Anal Cunt track but something that screams: “that’s what Seth would have done”.

Tenderloin Hooker Needles

Turning Japanische…

thookerneedles — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 13:45:31 +0000

…we really think so…

JaKa is broken up. The German grindcore wonder of Japanische Kampfhörspiele is no more and as a send-off to what was great and interesing metal, they are issuing a massive tribute album.

That prompted us Hookers to pick a song, cover it and send it off to JaKa to see if it gets included. Honestly, we want to be big in Germany along with David Hasselhoff. The song picked was Business Class from Luxusvernichtung. We’ve been hard at work mixing, (un)producing, and dis-mastering this tiny musical bit for some days now and close to delivering it.

As it is customary with Tenderloin Hooker Needles’ artwork has been created for this minor release. After this single is delivered (and hopefully accepted), we will resume with Seth Putnam’s tribute and our on-going collection dedicated to Satan.

Gone Satanic!

thookerneedles — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 22:36:22 +0000

While we are working on our next upcoming grindcore grand concept, we got the satanic bug! I think its time we combine heroin with Satan and see what comes out. Even though we are hard at work on Soundscapes for Deep Slumbers and the cover art is done, a minor EP completely devoted to Satan will be released as we produce the other one. Of course it will sound as everything by THN, like shit! As it was meant to be!

The newfound devotion for Satanism was found while watching 1974′s Nude for Satan during a recent hotel stay. It has nudity, lesbianism and some blood here and there. Those are usually the elements that create classics such as this one! Check it out as you won’t be disappointed. I will admit that there was little satanic imagery, but who gives a fuck when a hot girl is naked with fake blood and whipped with a rope instead!

Nude for Satan

Soundscapes For Deep Slumbers

thookerneedles — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 22:06:33 +0000

We continue with our grand grindcore/smackcore concept albums with Soundscapes For Deep Slumbers. As usual, the artwork drives the content and we are working on that at the moment. Once Xuxopop finishes the initial draft, we will put down our needles and figure out how many purses we need to rob to pay him and start our part.

During our highs, we seem to have some ambition of what to achieve with SFDS, which might have us upgrading those purse robberies into full blown burglaries or else. This one might require some cash and we don’t want to pass that burden to you…so we steal! Who else does that for you?

As a closing note on this post, while not browsing porn or working up schemes to score our junk, we are almost done migrating our stuff over to bandcamp and finally migrated out of Box.net. A new twitter is up and the Facebook stuff is finally coming around…

THN